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“Cavina Johnson here. It’s come to my attention that one of you has sent a letter to the Supreme Council of Matriarchs accusing me of being a man. So, I want to assure both you and Gender Regulatory Committee that I am indeed one hundred percent all woman. And if you don’t believe me, I swear to god I will beat you — [off mic] What? [on mic] Greg tells — [off mic] What? [on mic] Sally-Sue-Greg tells me we will all exchange handmade sympathy cards discussing how we feel about the issue. Alright, let’s do some lady science!”

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